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by iamheisenberg
Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:13 am
Forum: dribnuts
Topic: page 9 restored
Replies: 3
Views: 1712

a suggestion for the interim ceo

A good friend once advised me "no more half measures."

No more half measures, Jack.
by iamheisenberg
Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:45 pm
Forum: crystal cruises
Topic: revenge
Replies: 15
Views: 886

Re: revenge

drib wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:17 amI kind of did this same trick for you already.

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by iamheisenberg
Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: crystal cruises
Topic: revenge
Replies: 15
Views: 886

Re: revenge

I have no desire to be returned to cruise critic gen pop, but why was there no fuss about my departure for simply posting about ophthalmic grade petroleum jelly?
by iamheisenberg
Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:04 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Auf'd!

Your membership could be awaiting moderation for one of the following reason: - Nuisance Postings, Disruption of the Community ; You may be able to post in: Never They won't have Heisenberg to kick around anymore ... unless, of course, I return as someone else. And since I'm not really on the cruis...
by iamheisenberg
Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:59 am
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Tai Chi on Crystal Cruises

iamheisenberg;55474097 wrote:It seems that one could easily poke someone else in the eye while practicing tai chi!

In that eventuality, does anyone know if the dispensary stores ophthalmic grade petroleum (petrolatum) jelly?
by iamheisenberg
Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:46 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Heads-Up : Thursday April 20th (Symphony & Serenity Re-imagination)

This was removed twice. After the first time, I thought perhaps I had not pressed the submit button, so I did it again. Andy, can you tell me if the dispensary on Symphony stocks ophthalmic grade petroleum jelly? Should I do it again? Is ophthalmic grade petroleum jelly a sensitive subject on cruise...
by iamheisenberg
Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:28 am
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Crystal Symphony June Schedule

Does anyone know where Crystal Symphony is June 17-25? Can't seem to find a cruise on schedule. It has been reported that it’s been chartered by a lifestyle group. Ahem. A quick google search revealed this group. Wonder if there will be bridge and knitting lessons. In the nude, I presume and I gues...
by iamheisenberg
Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:59 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Another Change/ Last Straw

"There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity*... You can smell it. It smells like death." * Replace "mendacity" with "impertinence." I didn't post the above because, as low as my standards are, I would be embarrassed to be associated with that thread o...
by iamheisenberg
Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Some free advice for Mr Wolber from the Cruise Critic Community

Will this be removed for being off-topic? I thought the joke was based on your 'uncertainty principle'. We can either know the question or the answer, but not both Knockers are jokes that require precision and certainty. Please do not draw any conclusions about my current Knocker until you have read...
by iamheisenberg
Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:48 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Here we grow again

These were all deleted from the Cruise Critic thread on Elrod's removal as CEO. There were probably more, but this was all I could find. Exactly what I was thinking. Recruiting takes time, especially for a high ranking, experienced position like CEO. No doubt Genting was recruiting for some time, an...
by iamheisenberg
Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:53 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Re: This is The Title

Regent vs Oceania vs NCL Haven
iamheisenberg;53884465 wrote:Marry, Boff, Kill?

Oceania, Regent, NCL.
This could be the moment for which we've all been waiting!
by iamheisenberg
Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:38 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

trolling ...

I have not sailed on Viking, but I think it is fair for them to compete as luxury ships. All their cabins have balconies, and all their cabins are larger than entry level cabins on Crystal. Most every review I've read indicates that both food and service is excellent. While not all-inclusive, beer ...
by iamheisenberg
Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:32 am
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Re: This is The Title

I believe the playbook, from which you borrowed, belongs to Sam Jackson. I'm going to borrow from the Heisenberg playbook ... Those motherfucking fuckers from cruise fucking critic removed my motherfucking parable: The Grasshopper and the Slug Once there was a spry young grasshopper. He was a very g...
by iamheisenberg
Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:28 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Disappearing threads....

riandei;53277973 wrote:Where do they go??

And why...when they seem so innocent??
Pay no attention to me. I'm just the "Thread Starter."
by iamheisenberg
Sat Jun 10, 2017 7:18 am
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

men work from sun to sun but troll work is never done

Under the title Where has Suite Travels gone? , this has disappeared this morning. He must have earned a lot of points! Not sure if this post will be allowed to stay or will be deleted. I am really curious as to why we have not heard from Miles aka Suite Travels in over a month? I didn't think he wa...
by iamheisenberg
Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:15 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Re: This is The Title

Bodogbodog;53215741 wrote:I'm no architect but I see what Drib means - there's a whole new set of geometric principles applied here - or it's "alternative geometry" as taught at Trump University School of Architecture
by iamheisenberg
Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:40 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Re: This is The Title

They removed my last post, and did not award me any points. The Bastards!

I assume you saw it since you referenced my grand finale.

It was probably removed at the request of Keith1010 because I called him out for his language in a secondary quote.
by iamheisenberg
Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:27 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Re: This is The Title

I am thinking about it one final post that is sure to earn me the required points.

I can always return under a new user name.

I don't suppose that you would care to go all Thelma and Louise with me?

by iamheisenberg
Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:42 am
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

Re: This is The Title

I received this email from that other message board: Dear iamheisenberg, You have received an infraction at That Other Message Board Forums. Reason: Harassment of our Members is Not Allowed - Post Removed ------- Harassment of our Members is Not Allowed - Post Removed ------- This infraction is wort...
by iamheisenberg
Thu Apr 27, 2017 2:08 pm
Forum: tester bistro
Topic: This is the Title
Replies: 170
Views: 9245

April 20th, 2017, 08:17 AM

I feel badly about this because Andy Geller seems so sincere. Nah. Andy, Mrs Heisenberg and I are booked on Symphony, on a charter , that sails in June 2018, so after the transformation. http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=2409374 Did the Chairman, CEO, President or Elrod, happen to addr...