below deck down under
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:30 am
The first episode aired here last night.
It's the same formula as the original and the Med versions. All the women are slutty and all the men are douchebaggy. The only real new variable is that the captain is a much younger*, handsome male. He's still the same idiot, though. He doesn't try to shake down the ship before the guests arrive, so consequently, it starts off with a boat malfunction, and none of the crew knowing their jobs on the ship.
The guests on the first charter - also slutty women (doing TikToks) and douchebaggy men.
The chef has no neck. He comes out okay for the first lunch and first dinner by serving large quantities of Alaskan King Crab and Tomahawk Steaks to the slutty, douchebaggy, and unsophisticated guests, who promptly fall over each other trying to take photographs of slutty crustaceans and douchebaggy beef.
The chief stew is a holdover from Below Deck Med - Aesha - giggly and exuberant, she announces when she needs to poo.
Hijinks ensue.
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* Younger than Captains Lee and Sandy, anyway.
It's the same formula as the original and the Med versions. All the women are slutty and all the men are douchebaggy. The only real new variable is that the captain is a much younger*, handsome male. He's still the same idiot, though. He doesn't try to shake down the ship before the guests arrive, so consequently, it starts off with a boat malfunction, and none of the crew knowing their jobs on the ship.
The guests on the first charter - also slutty women (doing TikToks) and douchebaggy men.
The chef has no neck. He comes out okay for the first lunch and first dinner by serving large quantities of Alaskan King Crab and Tomahawk Steaks to the slutty, douchebaggy, and unsophisticated guests, who promptly fall over each other trying to take photographs of slutty crustaceans and douchebaggy beef.
The chief stew is a holdover from Below Deck Med - Aesha - giggly and exuberant, she announces when she needs to poo.
Hijinks ensue.
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* Younger than Captains Lee and Sandy, anyway.