The cast:
They call me Captain Bligh behind my back, but I'm not that nice.
When the Captain's away, the Bosun will play!
Just wait until the guests try my moussaka a la mode!
Can't we all just get along?
I am one of only seven people in the world who knows how to fold a fitted sheet!
I should be Head Stew. This is bullshit!!!
Just wait until you see my five minute abs glistening in the sun!
You're not going to believe what happens in Episode 1! That's Episode 1, Friday, Cinco de Mayo!